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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

No, not a chance

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

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No way

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I broke up with my boyfriend because he wasn’t transparent about his past, it hurts me and he doesn’t care. I told him in the beginning of our relationship that it was a deal breaker for me what do I do?

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

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Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

No go.

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